Thursday, December 18, 2008

Breaking News

The pair of shoes which was thrown at Mr. Bush in Iraq has links to Pakistan .

1. The journalist had visited Pakistan few years back.

2. He received his training of throwing shoes by a Pakistan based militant organization.

3. The DNA sample of leather has revealed that the animal whose skin was used for manufacturing the shoe had traces of grass which is grown in North of Pakistan and this HIDE was collected by a Jihadi organization on Eid-ul-Adha.

4. It is also proved that animal was kept by Jihadi in Madrasah

5. And finally the shoe was provided stampless by the cobbler on the demand. Hence, Mr. Bush and Bushies ...??? immediately blamed Pakistan 's involment.

Now the President and Prime Minister of Pakistan have decided to ban this Jihadi organization and launch a country wide operation against all the cobblers in Pakistan .

AND GOVT HAS DECIDED TO OWN SUCH ACTS (LIKE MAKING SHOES AND UPBRINGING OF GOATS ETC) IF THEY ARE GOOD FOR PAKI PPL :)

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