Nice Joke

A plane is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says:

"I am Ronaldo, the bext football player in the world. The football world needs me and i can't die on my fans"
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second Passenger, Hillary Clinton says:

"I am the wife of former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York, and I have a good chance of being president of teh United States in future"
She grabs the parachute and jumps off the plane.

The third Passenger George W. Bush, says:
"I am the President of United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest President in the history of my country and can't shun the responsibility to my people by dying."
He grabs a pack and jums off the plane.

The fourth Passenger, the Pope says, to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:
"I am old. I ahve lived my life as a goog person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; You have the rest of your life ahead of you.

To this the little boy says:

"Don't fret old man.....

There is a parachute for each of us!

The smartest President of America took my school bag......"

hahaha :)